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Sardar sms

1 sardar bench par lete hova tha k wahan sy 1 angraiz guzra or sardar sy pocha: r u relaxing?
Sardar: No I am Surmet Singh!
Phir 1 angraiz guzra or us ny b yehi pocha: r u relaxing?
Sardar ghusy se: No I m surmet sing!
Sardar uth gaya aur apny se kuch door letay hovy angraiz se pocha: r u relaxing?
Angraiz: yes I m relaxing!

Sardar: Uth kutti deya puttra tenu loki lab lab pagal ho gaye ny.